This is a rerun from last year, but the jokes are timeless.
Since I’m about a fifth Irish, I decided to post a few good Irish jokes for this special day.
- ‘I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.
- O’Gara was arrested and sent for trial for armed bank robbery.
After due deliberation, the jury foreman stood up and announced, ‘Not guilty.’
‘That’s grand,’ shouted O’Gara, ‘Does that mean I get to keep the money?
- ‘Hello, Mary, how’s your new false teeth?’ asked Bridget. ‘I’m leaving them out till I get used to them!’ said Mary.
- An American lawyer inquired, ‘Paddy, why is it that whenever you ask an Irishman a question, he answers with another question?’
‘Who told you that?’ asked Paddy.
- An Irish lass, a customer: ‘Could I be trying on that dress in the window?’
Shopkeeper: ‘I’d prefer that you use the dressing room.’
- Mrs. Feeney shouted from the kitchen, ‘Is that you I hear spittin’ in the vase on the mantel piece?’
‘No,’ said himself, ‘but I’m gettin’ closer all the time.’
‘O’Halloran,’ asked the pharmacist, ‘did that mudpack I gave you improve your wife’s appearance?’
‘It did surely,’ replied O’Halloran, ‘but it keeps fallin’ off.’
HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!
atimetoshare.me 
Thank you for the laughs. We must be related! I am 76.1% ‘British and Irish,’ according to my 23andMe DNA test. One of my great-grandmother’s had the maiden name ‘Patrick.’ And with my green eyes and zillions of freckles, I look very Irish.
Today, I am wearing the t-shirt that I had specially made. Above a big green Shamrock it says:
Yes, I Am Irish
Beneath the Shamrock:
No, You May Not Kiss Me
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I want a tee shirt like that.
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I just reread your St. Patrick’s Day post from 2018, and I see that I left a comment there about my custom t-shirt. Apparently I have been repeating myself for the past 5 years. Sorry about that!
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đŸ˜‚ I still want one!
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I created the design and purchased the t-shirt on Zazzle. Hmmm, maybe I should copyright it somehow, and sell it on Amazon.
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Love this!. Keep my family in your prayers. Len found out that one artery has a blockage. He had a heart scan yesterday. He sees a cardiologist April 5th. He sees his regular doctor Monday.
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bsolutely will keep Len in my prayers. You too!
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Enjoyed the jokes. Definite SOUTHERN Irish flavour – that let’s me off the hook.
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Isn’t everyone Irish on St. Patrick’s Day?
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