I love checking out the weird and wacky holidays listed on the internet. It seems I can always find a story in this useless information. I know, I have to find something else to occupy my time, right? Anyway, today is Opposite Day – a day probably invented by kids, because everything we say or do is the opposite of all that.
In other words, I am really Batman. Actually I’m Batman’s grandmother, but for today, I’m Batman. I also love spinach and oysters. I’m not afraid to walk the plank. I’m living on the edge every moment of my life and I have the energy of ten thousand monkeys. In addition to that, I can leap tall buildings in a single bound. I’ve been known to fend of an army of giant ants. I’m willing to walk down the Nicollet Mall wearing a cheese head and Green Bay Packer sweatshirt.
You get the picture. Where do people come up with these silly holidays? It must be a very creative mind, sitting in an igloo in Siberia with nothing else to do. I imagine his name is Peggy and he also serves as a customer service rep for a credit card company. Peggy has a crew of penguins who serve has his back up team and the go from igloo to igloo delivering hot pizzas.
I’m all for creativity. I’m a writer – or so I think I am. Actually I’m the King of France.